latter-day-boondock-saints:

justa-littlemagic:

Oh oh guys another funny thing my grandma told me.

Apparently all Muslim people are out to kill us and Obama is leading them while using tax payer money to go on vacation.

… How am I related to these people again

well according to my dad, that’s all absolutely true

sagarnaga:

how wonderful is it that we laugh because our bodies cannot contain the joy 

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

asdfghjkllove:

Communicate: Talk about things, the good and bad. Build trusts. Be honest. Be faithful. Be there for one another. Make time for one another. Leave the past to the past, which include ex’s. Know that having arguments are normal. Know that you won’t always be happy. Don’t expect change. Appreciate the flaws. Appreciate each other. Become best friends. Lastly, love each other unconditionally.

READ AND RELATE HERE

(Source: kushandwizdom)

laughingstation:

 

More FUNNY POST here!

(Source: isighnomore)

iguanamouth:

i read that as lions

remember who you are