Nooo… I wrote a new fanfic.. But.. I might die of embarrassment if I post it.. It’s weird and fluffy and a reader insert and I… I don’t know..
I feel like I did too much with it..and it either is a ‘why the f did you even write such a thing’ OR ‘it’s TOO much like actual humans interacting, so it makes it weird to read..’ (is that even possible?)
Ahh!!! I’ll probably post it tmrw.. And then hide.
so in LOTR’s appendices it says that legolas eventually builds a boat and takes gimli across the seas and into the west, the gray havens. you know, the place arwen isn’t allowed to go because she’s in love with a human dude bUT LEGOLAS (AKA ‘YOU LITTLE SHIT’) JUST SAYS “FUCK IT” AND SNEAKS GIMLI INTO THE GODDAMN UNDYING LANDS LIKE CONTRABAND TWIZZLERS INTO A MOVIE THEATER
one time my sisters and i were driving around and we saw a mcdonald’s and the m was kind of loose because there was a bunch of wind
and my older sister was like “mel i dare you do go steal that m”
so of course i don’t back down from a dare and i pried the m loose from the sign and we stole that mcdonald’s m and we hung it outside of our house because our last name starts with m and it was clever okay
but the manager of that mcdonalds FOLLOWED US HOME TO OUR HOUSE and they came to our door a few hours later and my mom answered and the manager was like “…it’s peculiar that you have a mcdonald’s m outside of your house when ours got stolen”
and my mom was like “yeah what an odd coincidence”
and the manager came by like the next day and my mom answered again and the manager was like “alright we know what your fucking brat kids did” and my mom was like “my children would nEVER”
and she closed the door on her and she was like “marielle you little shit” but then we took the m off of our house to throw off the manager and it’s in our garage now
but yeah i stole a big golden arch from mcdonald’s once
Ok so my last year of high school this kid was really amazing at the pranks he was pulling. He left fish in the teachers rooms with notes say that they were from each other and had them confuses for like the whole day and shit like that. We were all really impressed until one of our teachers told us about his prank. When he was in high school his like three friends and him got drunk and drove by the the Big Boy which had the iconic statue of big boy in front it and so them in all of there drunken wisdom decided to steal it cause it would look better in the lunch room of there school. The big by was wrenched out of the ground, but in the back of the pick up truck and carried all the way to the front entrance of the school, where the three drunk boys then realized that it was to big to get through the doors, so they carried it all the way around the school and went though the shop door, left it in the middle of the lunch room and went home and passed out. When they got to school the next morning the firemen, police and superintendent has been called and they all stood around the big boy like the Whos on Christmas morning, wondering how is got there. Big boy stayed in the school until the end of the year because they could figure out how to get him out. Three drunk high school boy were better problem solvers then the firemen, police and school officials…
THEY STOLE A FUCKING BIG BOY
on time my grandad and his friends put at cow on the roof of their school and the school had to call the fire department the next day to get the cow off the roof because cows can’t walk down stairs
The Lets Play channel trailer. im p sure a lot of you havent seen this and you totally should bc its hilariously over dramatic
For all my IRL friends and followers on here who have no clue what Achievement Hunter is…this video is it. This is an accurate summary of the thousands of hours of content they have released. This is it. Dick jokes, screaming, and overdramatics.
Let’s do some Rooster Teeth appreciation! There are some absolutely amazing people that work there and this is nowhere near all the people that work there. I’ll probably end up doing a part two just because everyone there deserves the love.
Please know that if you date me, I am a very touchy person. I will like to pet your head and hold your hand, rub your shoulders or hug you a lot. Simply put, to physically feel you in some way is very comforting to me and I can’t really apologize for it, it just feels natural to me and makes me happy.